ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i believe in u and ur pee
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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