You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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