Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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