And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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