don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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