ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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