Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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