This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
NoShamevember. You game?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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