Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she was so not down for the gang bang
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
