just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize