If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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