school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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