Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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