Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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