all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
whose parrot is this?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
