the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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