He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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