North Korea, Best Korea!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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