Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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