You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
