Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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