you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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