she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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