S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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