Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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