okay pat passed out under dana's car
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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