I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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