Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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