Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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