just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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