guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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