After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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