Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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