How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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