Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Are we still banned from the library?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize
