if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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