Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
wow bdsm is so cute
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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