so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Someone shattered a urinal.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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