Christians are straight up FREAKS
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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