Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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