shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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