Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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