My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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