Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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