Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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