i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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