I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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