my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize