I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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