His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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