Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm passing your future prison.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
