Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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