I like my sex mixed with concussions.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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