This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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