OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize