walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This is classic penis vs brain.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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