Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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