My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my vagina is haunted
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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